Monday, September 25, 2006
UPDATE
Another g jump from August the 9th. 4:37.pm. and my brain are not working so well. Ahaha-$ Any=way this is just an update. Time to hit the sack. haha potato sacks.
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4:42 AM
Wednesday, August 09, 2006
Happy Birthday Singapore!!!! 41st Birthday! Fourty First birthday! oops! nvm keep typing! Forty First Birthday! National Day is today! But NDP 2006 is over... (btw, NDP is National Day Parade) I watched a little of it!!! hohoho! It's like 11pm though..haha. I'm bored.
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11:03 PM
Monday, May 22, 2006
Hello! Typing with one hand is fun! So is eating a curry puff! Since I came back home after a few hours of really hot soccer after school, I'll talk a little about that!
On the Straits Times headlines I read: "England will win World Cup" as boldly predicted by Sven-Goran Eriksson. Well after reading the article itself I have come to no conclusion. However, the England team seem very much to be anticipating this prediction come true. They also seem to like Wayne Rooney very much indeed. So are most England supporters.
On to a more exciting topic!
If you are not visually handicapped in any way you would have noticed the lovely piano keys on the top of the page by now. Yes, music is fun! If you, for any reason, despise, shun, or Hate any genre of music in any case, I advice you to skip the section ahead. But you can read it anyway. Music is fun!
"What is music?" This question was once posed to the string orchestra which I was having sectionals with. The questioner was our beloved conductor. I should keep his identity in check though. He brought us to a halt and requested the answer.
Skipping all the long dead silences, mental blocks, involutary head scratching and sporadic answer spouting, he was still unable to pull out the answer from such a musical crowd. Well, someone got a little of the idea in the end, but it was the conductor that gave us the round answer. Logically he explained to us how to piece together all the relevant answers we had volunteered.
" What do we do in music? We make...sound! However, if there was just sound, then it would just be...noise.(Noise -not equal to-music, with of course the exception of some genres of music) What do we do to the sounds we make? (skipping all the prolonged pondering) Rhythm is a good answer, but we need something simpler. Time! Therefore, the answer we are looking for to this question is with this two simple words joined together with a preposition. Music is sound in time!"
With that enlightening conversation, we turned back and continued with our sectionals in the routine monotonous fashion. And of course some new ideas.
--watashi no blog!subarashii!--
6:13 PM
Sunday, May 21, 2006
Hello hello! Thank you for bringing your worthy selves across the boundaries of space and time into this domain. Today I did not go to church! Hoo that's bad right. I woke up too late! That sucks.
There is bound to be some controversial issue i can talk about. I'll start with breakfast. No, I'll start with health. Hoo! What an interesting topic! I'm sure anybody would want to know how to get even healthier! In the pink of health! Cliche!
Now I'll tell you a secret i heard on the radio some time ago. It concerns how much you should eat per meal. Some people prefer to eat everything they cook up, or buy. No wasting! Or some people just prefer to eat till they can't eat. Aka gorge! Live to eat! Well, doing that once in a while is okay! However, doing it on a per meal basis is bad for you! And your body if you consider yourself and your body some conjoined symbiote. Nevermind about that.
What you should get into the habit of doing every meal is to eat till you are 75-80% full. Now if you were one of those mentioned earlier you will say, "wait, how would I know I'm that full? I'm always either 110% full, 280% full, or I'm full!" Numbed by the constant fullness of the stomach after every meal, the stomach can no longer gauge its fullness! Oh No!
Therefore I shall assist you in gauging when you are just about 80% full. After you have eaten a meal, check yourself. Can you stand up and walk around without any difficulty? When I say difficulty I mean feeling bloated, uncomfortable, pain in the abdomen region, uncomfortable intestines. Any of the above. If you do, you have consumed too much! Cut down on about one quarter of what you have eaten for the last meal. WARNING: Only follow this lousy piece of advice if you weigh about or above the average weight for your age! Any underweight people out there, strive to achieve average weight! Or if you are an athlete who requires being a little underweight for special purposes, read all this and laugh! Then go see your own dietitians and nutritionists. Back to the main idea! After cutting down on that one quarter of your meal, check how you feel. Stand up and walk around, not too briskly. You might puke if you overdo it all the time. If you still feel outrageously hungry, then eat a little bit more at a time, till that hunger diminishes. If you feel alright, and only a little hungry, then you should stop eating for that meal. If you feel bloated and still hungry, that's just the wrong perception of the human mind. It's saying, I think I need to eat more. But your stomach is saying, hold on there, I'm still digesting. If you think you feel absolutely normal after each meal, don't push yourself to eat anymore than you usually do. In contradiction, eat eateateateat! I eat breakfast at 2:41pm haha.
--watashi no blog!subarashii!--
2:18 PM
Saturday, May 20, 2006
I should get a life too. However, i already have one, so it would be greedy to get another one.
Try quoting that; a nice snobbish statement. For now, I will postpone the recounts of my really interesting week to the near future, and start on more exciting genres. Oh wait, my sister just told me a joke she saw on the KoKo adventure.
Sister:" Hey, Joshua, what is UFO?"
Me:" Huh?"
Sister:" Untouched Fresh Object. haha. HAHA."
Away bad joke! Be banished to the faraway ruins of unrefined petrochemical soap bars and never return!
The debut phase of excitement in this blog! Hooo!!!
--watashi no blog!subarashii!--
10:12 PM
Monday was boring, so you saw. Tuesday's not any better. It's getting a little progressive huh? Oh yes, I must warn you; try to differentiate between the sarcastic and the earnest in all statements made in these posts. I'm sure such intelligent beings like ourselves will be able to. Really.
Tuesday was as usual, my Yamaha piano lesson day. If you did not know that, it doesn't matter anyway. Piano lessons have little to talk about anyway, so that will not be the focus of Tuesday, 16/5/06. In case you did not know, those numbers and slashes mean, sixteenth of May, in the year 2006, Anno Domini. Isn't that cool?
If you're feeling bored right now, go read my old blog at christaywinz.blogspot.com. It's much less cooler, but i assure you less boring. This blog is going to get exciting soon! Anyway, if you want to find out what happened on tuesday, I suggest you get a life.
--watashi no blog!subarashii!--
10:01 PM
What happened on monday15/05/06
Actually, I have absolutely no idea. :( I kind of forgot what happened to me on Monday. It's either that or nothing really interesting happened, which is normal on a weekday anyway.
However, after a few seconds of listening to my sisters playing a KoKo adventure on the other computer, I feel enlightened.
I took my much anticipated H2 music assessment in school, after school! At 4pm! Wow! And was most eager to assure myself that I had failed, since I had not succeeded in turning the third page over for the second piece I was playing, and broke down in about twenty seconds after attempting to play from my failing memory. (broke down as in stopped playing and turned the page, not shedding precious pearls) Well I was not really in the best form to perform, but excuses will not do. Sad I am not! What is Sad?
--watashi no blog!subarashii!--
9:52 PM
Happy AM I! I feel being loosened, therefore I try as one past of the post the week entered! Or re-totaling, in addition as for bat with what.
If you actually fully understood that statement, I congratulate you on successfully utilising google translation tools.
Start of post
Happy am I! I am feeling relaxed, so i will attempt to fill in for one past week of posts! Or recounts, or whatever.
Haha! so this is what it really means!
Recounts and anything type-written in this blog is or is not related to actual persons in real life. Everything accounted is and is not pure fiction. So sort it out yrself.
--watashi no blog!subarashii!--
9:45 PM
Okay! What a wonderful, shiny new blog i have here! Although it's not like my first one was old and dust-bitten. I neglected it, abandoned it to the wind.
Since I'm feeling bored, care to read a story ill post below. Hope this blog keeps up daily.
A thousand possibilities, a thousand more thoughts crosses his fatigued mind, strained by many sleepness nights. He was almost there, on the brink of creating what would shock all. They would gaze in wonder at this beautiful creation, his creation. There was no stopping him now, no one, nothing would, no matter what. It was just too precious, too great a treasure to allow failure. There could not be room for malfunction, not ever. Just this once.His thoughts were constantly clawing their way to the front of his mind, repeating, repeating, until they were his only thoughts. Like an inner voice they chanted. Thoughts that reminded him only of the completion of his one creation in the metallic chamber in front of him. Thoughts of a man on the edge of delirium. He smiled at himself, at such perfection.
Bored are you not? Not are you caught? What are we feeling people today?
Time for change in speech style!
End of introductory post.
--watashi no blog!subarashii!--
9:36 PM
Christopher Tay Joshua signing in.
HELO PEPOL
TESTING FINGER DEXTERITY
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9:34 PM
